Roasted 2 years ago based on backflips✮'s long term Spotify stats.

Alright, WindowShoplifting, let’s get this roast rolling. Your Spotify profile looks like the love child of a desperately niche art house film and a failed college thesis on the sound of your own emotional breakdown. “Weirdcore”? Really? Are you sure that’s not just the soundtrack to your social life? Your music taste is like you wandered through a thrift store, grabbed everything that looked vaguely interesting, and then proceeded to pretend it's a curated collection of groundbreaking artistic vision. Spoiler alert: It isn’t. And Graham Kartna—congrats on finding your new best friend! It’s amazing how you manage to single-handedly keep him from experiencing success anywhere outside of your sad little playlist. The number of times you've played "Mai Donkey" could rival a toddler's devotion to the same cartoon episode. Are you sure you’re not just trying to win a “most obsessive fan” award? Because that’s the only trophy you’ll be collecting, buddy. Meanwhile, “Dining with femtanyl”? A brilliant choice—it just screams, “I’m trying way too hard to be edgy while still living with my parents!” Lastly, let’s talk about your top genres. Apparently, you're trying to write the soundtrack for a post-apocalyptic cartoon where pixels are the new currency and bedroom pop is what fuels dystopian nightmares. "Comic" as a genre? Did you think it would make you seem quirky or are you genuinely just a few clicks away from a disillusioned superhero who mourns the loss of his own social life? Seriously, if your taste in music were a joke, it would be all punchline and absolutely zero delivery. Get it together, bro—at this point, even your Spotify is embarrassed to be associated with you.

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