Roasted 2 years ago based on charlie's long term Spotify stats.

Charlie, your Spotify profile looks like the aftermath of a dumpster fire that someone tried to cover up with a paper towel. Your favorite genres read like a list of “what not to hear if you want to be relevant in 2023.” Talk about rock bottom! Permanent Wave? Is that a genre or an attempt at describing your love life? You’ve got enough nu metal to bring back the 2000s, and all that’s missing is a bandana and a pair of JNCO jeans. Your top artists scream “I peaked in high school,” with Trocadero leading the pack like a high school nerd who just found his first pair of glasses. Linkin Park’s gotten softer, but you’re still stuck on their angsty lyrics like they’re a life manual. They might be giants, but your music taste sure seems to be stuck in the kiddie pool. If “They Might Be Giants” and “Video Game Music” together sound like appropriate adult conversation for you, then buddy, consider an upgrade on your emotional maturity while you're at it. And speaking of your most played songs, is “No One” by Trocadero a tribute to your social life or a cry for help? I hope you’re not trying to impress anyone with “Winkles Twinkle” – that sounds less like a song and more like what happens when you have one too many energy drinks. Your playlist is basically a Hall of Shame with all the melody of a cat stuck in a blender. But hey, at least your algorithm must be confused—at this point, it’s probably just giving up and recommending whale sounds for some sanity!

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