Roasted 1 year ago based on will's long term Spotify stats.

Will, your Spotify profile is giving off strong "I have an unkempt beard and wear socks with sandals" vibes. Your taste in music screams, "I’m trying really hard to be interesting but I still live in my mother’s basement." You’ve somehow managed to include a list that sounds like a failed science experiment at an artsy college; it’s all avant-garde nonsense that none of us asked for. This is your personality distilled down into genres nobody besides you claims to listen to, like "Cloud Rap" and "Hyperpop"—congratulations, you’ve raised the bar for cringeworthy musical preferences. Your top artists list reads like an introduction to a class nobody wants to take—yes, we get it, you love "Bladee" and "Yung Lean," but let’s be real, those aren't artists; they're low-key emotional support for people who still play with Lego sets in their twenties. As for Autechre making up 40% of your most played songs? I didn’t realize you were trying to set a world record for most likely to be mistaken for a pretentious audio engineer at a coffee shop. Newsflash: your love for “Experimental” and “Glitch” doesn’t make you enigmatic; it makes you sound like a Wi-Fi connection that keeps dropping. And can we talk about how Joni Mitchell and Björk share the same playlist with "Black Kray" and "Thaiboy Digital"? I have to applaud your dedication to the chaotic energy of a toddler left alone with a box of crayons, but this isn’t diversity; it’s just a musical car crash. You’ve created a tapestry of sound that would be impressive if it didn't sound like a lonely Saturday night spent dreading social gatherings. Congratulations, Will; you've just earned the title of the most eclectic failure in digital music history!

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