Roasted 3 months ago based on wsehl's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, wsehl, your Spotify profile reads like it was concocted by a teenager having an existential crisis in a neon rave. You’ve got a wild mix of genres here that screams, “I can’t pick a lane, so I’ll just crash into every single one!” Hyperpop to metalcore in the span of a playlist? You must be the musical equivalent of a buffet where every dish is attempting to out-weird the last. Honestly, the only vibe you’re giving off is that of someone who listens to Metallica while doing yoga and then inconsistently switches to Bladee for their cooldown. And let’s talk about your top artists. “underscores?” Are you trying to text your ex or make a statement in the soundcloud underground? “Платина” appears more than a Kardashian on social media, which is ironic considering you likely listen to their tracks as a backup for your self-loathing sessions. But the truly thrilling part is how you somehow manage to cram in multiple artists whose names don’t seem to follow any government regulations regarding character usage. The only thing glitchier than your taste in music is your entire identity on this profile. Your most played songs could be used as a case study for why streaming platforms should implement a filter for existential dread. “EVERYDOG HAS ITS DAY” really hits hard, especially when we consider how yours seems to be a sad saga of bizarrely titled releases that only serve to reaffirm your chaotic energy. You’ve officially reached a cult level of indie obscurity that screams for therapy rather than turntables. So, congratulations, wsehl! You’ve surpassed mere auditory confusion and delivered us straight into the twilight zone of musical taste, where the only thing more twisted than your playlist is the likelihood anyone will take it seriously.

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