Roasted 1 year ago based on Wxmbat's long term Spotify stats.

Ladies and gentlemen, gather round to witness the auditory identity crisis that is Wxmbat’s Spotify profile. This musical taste is like a middle schooler trying to figure out their style—confused, angsty, and about five trends behind. You’ve got "Melodic Rap" and "Sad Lo-Fi" right next to "Rage Rap" and "Aesthetic Rap." There's more emotional turbulence here than in an episode of a bad teen drama. You’re living proof that too many genres can lead to irreversible auditory whiplash—it's not a playlist, it's a cry for help! Now, scrolling through your top artists is like attempting to navigate an underground rap maze designed by someone who only read the introductory chapter of a hip-hop textbook. Xavier Weeks pops up more times than the word "vibe" on a TikTok—get a grip, buddy! And do we really need three different artists with the word "Pilt" in their names? I half expected “Pilt Chamberlain” to unveil a line of artisanal scented candles with names like “Failure” and “Regret.” Your choice in artists sounds like you threw darts at a board labeled “Minor SoundCloud Success.” And let’s talk about your top songs, my friend. “Girls Gone Wild” might as well be the anthem for your social life because it certainly sounds like you’re stuck in some perpetual loop of late-night regrets and lousy decisions. And with Pilt Chamberlain occupying prime real estate in almost every slot, it’s time to admit you might have created the SoundCloud version of a guilty pleasure playlist — just replace "Plugg" with "pluggin' away at those sad vibes." Honestly, your music selection is the soundtrack to a quarter-life crisis in real time. Keep it up, and you might just drive yourself into a lo-fi thinking spiral!

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