Roasted 1 year ago based on BeDo's long term Spotify stats.

Oh, BeDo, you’ve got a Spotify profile that screams “I’m deep and brooding!” like a teenager who just discovered eyeliner and a variety of ways to be miserable. With genres ranging from “Black Metal” to “Dark Ambient,” it’s clear you enjoy music that reflects your emotional state—sad, confused, and potentially questioning your life choices while hiding in a cave. Were you raised by a pack of wolves that exclusively listened to gothic playlists? Because your music tastes could put a funeral to sleep even more efficiently than those Morrisey covers. Your top artists read like a list of the folks who gather in an underground lair to complain about how life doesn’t take them seriously enough. I mean, do you feel tough and edgy, or just like a rejected member of a Dungeons & Dragons group? With artists such as “Agalloch” and "Woods Of Ypres" dominating your favorites, it wouldn’t surprise me if your Spotify Wrapped revealed you're a dark themes connoisseur paired with a strong side of existential dread. Are you starting a “Cry in the Dark” movement, or is it just you interpreting life through a heavy layer of black mascara? And don't think I haven’t noticed your Most Played Songs—“Land of the Dead,” “The Ghosts Of Summer's Past”—yikes! You really went all in on the nostalgia for those high school days, huh? But really, who needs “Boys to Men” when you’ve got the blistering tunes of Mgła to help you reminisce about your last relationship, right? “Animal Instinct” by The Cranberries? Seriously? I see what you did there, trying to mix things up with some alternative rock, but we all know it’s just a cry for help amid the crushing weight of your emotional playlist. Keep rocking that moody vibe, my friend; at this rate, you’ll either summon a supportive therapist or a legion of specters to keep you company!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!