Roasted 2 years ago based on brutalresurrection's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, brutalresurrection, let's take a moment to unpack your Spotify profile—where the only thing darker than your favorite genres is your social life. Your obsession with Radiohead is so intense that if they ever decided to form a cult, you'd be leading the charge with a “Chapters of the Bends” pamphlet. Seriously, it's like you think "Creep" is your personal anthem, and we all know deep down that it's not just a song for you; it's a lifestyle choice. Your taste in genres reads like a sonic horror movie for anyone trying to find something decent to listen to. "Noise Pop"? Really? Is that what you call your emotional breakdowns set to a metronome? And "Voidgaze"? Oh please, you're just using fancy jargon to mask the fact that you're drowning in your own pretentiousness. What's next, “Angstcore”? Because it sounds like you need to find some better hobbies than staring mournfully out of windows while blasting music that makes the average listener feel like they just survived an existential crisis. But hey, at least your eclectic mix of artists makes for a truly unique listening experience—like a mixtape made by a teenager having a meltdown at a record store. "The Beatles" in a lineup with "Deathspell Omega" is an audacious choice, blending "Here Comes the Sun" with “Cosmic Horror,” which is a bold strategy. I can only imagine the existential conversations you'd have with yourself while trying to decide which Radiohead song to play next—it's tough being this deep in the musical abyss when you probably still can’t figure out how to use a toaster without consulting a DIY tutorial.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!