Roasted 2 years ago based on xavier's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Xavier, your Spotify profile reads like a teenager’s diary entry after one too many energy drinks. "Rage Rap" and "Pluggnb"? Is that a genre or a made-up password for your online banking? I can't tell if you’re trying to unleash your inner angst or if you just hit every genre that the cool kids talk about while scrolling through TikTok. Your musical taste spans the emotional spectrum of a high school drama, and let's be real here, you probably still wear your hood up while blasting songs about feelings in your mom's basement. Top artists of yours read like random names you pulled from a hat during a living room jam session. Bladee and Trippie Redd? A match made in the 'Please Don’t Tell My Friends' universe! Honestly, the next time someone asks about your playlist, just hand them a list of names you Googled while trying to sound cool. I see you’re really trying to push the underground vibe, but let’s face it—you’re more "crushed in a tunnel" than "under the radar." Throw in "Deftones" and suddenly you're trying to establish some kind of musical credibility. Keep dreaming, pal. And then there are your most played songs that sound like the soundtrack to the side of TikTok no one wants to visit after dark. "fckdUP!" by rodneyy? That's literally your state of mind while curating this mess, isn't it? I can picture you rolling through your playlist, looking for that perfect background noise to accompany your existential dread. But hey, at least you'll never have to worry about running into anyone at a concert—your unique taste ensures that you'll keep your social circle comfortably small, just the way you like it! Keep on jamming, my melodramatic friend, the world needs more unintentional comedy.

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!