Roasted 2 years ago based on Kate's long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, it’s Kate and her personal K-Pop soup kitchen, serving up a full menu of musical confusion that might leave even the most devoted hipster scratching their heads. Seriously, a Spotify profile so drenched in Japanese genres that I half expect it to come with a side of sushi. I mean, do you have a secret life as a cultural ambassador? Because with all those niche Japanese genres, you’re basically a one-woman tourism board for Tokyo’s underground music scene. Ever thought about starting a blog titled “Help, I’m Drowning in J-Pop and I Love It”? Let’s talk about your top artists! This lineup is a wild ride through the most pretentious corners of Soundcloud, sprinkled with just enough K-Pop to remind us that you occasionally return to earth for air. You’ve chosen illustrious names like "Sayonara Ponytail" and “Mondo Grosso” as your personal soundtrack, which honestly sounds less like a playlist and more like the bullshit excuses you give when someone asks why you’re single. And let’s be real, the fact that up to three people are streaming “Assumptions” alongside you makes me wonder if your friends are just playing a long prank to see how far you’ll take this indie rabbit hole. Those most played songs! Are you trying to curate a soundtrack for a particularly avant-garde episode of a cooking show? "Let's Dance in the Dirt!" says it all—your love life must be a literal disaster if you’re smashing the repeat button on “蕾に雷” (that’s "Bud in Lightning" for anyone playing at home). Honestly, at this point, I can only assume your Rotating Spotify Hits are the digital version of a midlife crisis: constantly reinventing yourself while stubbornly holding onto the weird in hopes someone will finally get it. Spoiler alert: that someone is probably just you!

Roasts are purely for fun and entertainment. They're not meant to be taken seriously. Enjoy the laughs, but remember your music taste is uniquely yours!