Roasted 10 months ago based on Sofiufu's long term Spotify stats.

Sofiufu, your Spotify profile is like a pretentious art gallery where the curator forgot to check if anyone actually wanted to walk through it. "Experimental Hip Hop" and "Drone"? I think your taste in music is so niche it needs a warning label that reads, "Danger: May cause interpersonal confusion and sudden urges to ask people what the hell is wrong with you." If I wanted to listen to sounds that resemble a blender caught in a midlife crisis, I'd just visit my neighbor’s kitchen at 3 AM. Your top artists could form a league of disappointment. "AL-90" and "Prurient" – is that a music playlist or a cry for help? It’s like you took the collective angst of an art school dropout and decided to live in it. If the aim was to confuse and alienate everyone at the next party, congratulations! You’ve succeeded beyond your wildest expectations. Honestly, with that lineup, your music taste is more of a personality test than a playlist—anyone who can endure this should automatically qualify for therapy. And can we talk about your most played songs? "Vacuum" and "Untitled 7"? At this point, I’m convinced you’re just trying to convince everyone you listen to music that doesn’t even exist. “LOVELY BASTARDS”? You mean the song that perfectly captures your inability to pick a genre with less than five obscure sub-genres attached? Your Spotify profile reads like a list of items you’d find at a yard sale for hipsters—no one wants it, but everyone pretends to be interested.

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8.7MArtists
110.7MSongs
21MAlbums
6.8KGenres
3.9MLabels
526.2KPlaylists