Roasted 2 years ago based on haruzao's long term Spotify stats.

Ah, haruzao, the connoisseur of niche sadness and the proud curator of what can only be described as a Brazilian emo diary. Your Spotify profile reads like a high school art project gone terribly wrong, featuring more genres than actual fans. "Shoegaze Brasileiro"? Congratulations, you've just invented a term for weeping quietly at a café while sipping overpriced artisanal coffee. Honestly, if we dug a little deeper, we’d probably uncover a subgenre for every bad date you’ve ever had. Just face it: your music taste plays like a Netflix series that got canceled after one season—dark, moody, and definitely not for everyone. Your favorite artists read like a clandestine meeting of emotional hipsters trying desperately to out-pretend each other in a warm room full of macramé. Seriously, who are "Chococorn and the Sugarcanes," and are you sure they’re not just your alter egos during your existential crises? And can we talk about your most played songs? The list is practically a cry for help; we get it, being sad is trendy, but you’ve spun this into a career choice! “Humiliation” and “Suicide Song”? If you were any more on-brand, you’d need to start charging admission for anyone to witness your personal breakdown playlist. Haruzao, you’ve somehow managed to prove that putting "Indie" in your profile is the equivalent of wearing plaid flannel to assert your hunger for irony. You’re the poster child for those who think depth comes from being sad but don’t realize that being miserable is just an act. Life's too short to be stuck in Sonic therapy, my friend. So, here’s some unsolicited advice: step outside, listen to something that makes you want to dance instead of curl up in the closet, and for good measure, please burn those Spotify playlists while we’re at it. You might just find you can create new melodies rather than endlessly spinning the ones designed for your sad vibe personal brand.

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