Roasted 10 months ago based on fir ✦'s long term Spotify stats.

Oh look, we’ve got a real aficionado of the not-so-cool corners of the music world! Your Spotify profile reads like a list of obscure wizards teaching the art of producing feelings of existential dread through catchy tunes. J-Pop and metal in the same playlist? That’s like mixing soy sauce and ranch dressing—somehow tragic yet oddly fitting for someone who finds solace in the throaty growls of metal mixed with the sugary sweetness of J-Pop. You know it’s bad when Linkin Park seems like a standout in a sea of anime-inspired whimsy. Your favorite genres sound like the sub-headings of a BuzzFeed quiz titled "Which Emo Kid Are You Based on Your Love for Japanese TV Shows?" Seriously, how many variations of “J” can you ramble on about? Do you have a personal vendetta against the English language, or are you just trying to corner the market on titles no one can pronounce? It’s like you’re one playlist away from starting a cult dedicated to the worship of 7-minute songs with untranslatable lyrics. Good luck explaining that on a first date! And let’s discuss your most played songs, shall we? The titles alone could be a script for a B-Grade horror movie. “Lost Ballade” sounds like your love life, while “Supernova” might just be how your friends describe your taste in music—spectacularly chaotic. If someone ever asked, "What are you listening to?" they might want to file a restraining order after hearing "We’ll be 'Knights'” because nothing screams social prowess quite like belting out lyrics in a language you can't even swear in. Keep curating that quirky playlist; it’s a perfect soundtrack for the hipster apocalypse you seem to be preparing for!

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