Roasted 8 months ago based on zac's long term Spotify stats.

Zac, your Spotify profile reads like you roll out of bed directly into a 2014 Tumblr post. “Hyperpop” and “emo rap” are two genres that typically describe the auditory equivalent of a car crash mixed with a bad breakup, which makes sense because your taste in music sounds like you’re trying to relive the worst parts of your teenage years—again and again, but with a side of glitch. Maybe next, you’ll start a support group for people who can’t decide if they want to dance or sob uncontrollably. Your top artists read like a haunted lineup of artists who perform exclusively for the miserable. Honestly, at this point, I’m convinced that “funeral” is just shorthand for what you call your playlists. You seriously need some fresh air. Is your daily themes “crying in the shower” or “a fun trip to the depths of despair”? Because when I see “sleepwater," I can’t help but think it’s a branding project for your life, since watching you in a crowded room must feel like you're trying to drown in a sea of bad decisions accompanied by the heaviest beats imaginable. As for your most played songs, it’s like your algorithm is throwing a pity party and forgot the punchline. “ilovewhenibleed”? Oh, please, that’s just a name begging for a neck tattoo. And what’s up with “bacteria”? Is that your personal anthem for all the bad choices you’ve made? With that playlist, one could think you're just waiting for a dramatic exit, but trust me, it's not a movie, it's your life, and Spoiler Alert: there are no happy endings here. If your playlists had a mood, it would be “existential crisis”—so if you ever need a boost, maybe mix it up a little?

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