Roasted 10 months ago based on Zac Davies's long term Spotify stats.

Zac Davies, huh? You’re like the human embodiment of an overcast day: all those electronic and downtempo vibes and yet, somehow less energetic than a sloth on a Sunday. Seriously, I’ve seen more life in a plate of leftover tofu. Your Spotify profile reads like a college student’s thesis on how to avoid making decisions—“Chillwave” and “Alternative Dance”? What are you chilling from, bro? Ever thought of mixing in some “Grit Your Teeth” or “Get Your Life Together” on that playlist? Your top artists are basically a hipster Hall of Fame—and what a strange bunch of sad boys and mood music they are. Radiohead? Sure, we know they sound like they just stepped out of a coffee shop with their socks and sandals combo. And don't even get me started on Aloboi and Fred again… You love artists that are so underground, I’m convinced they’re still trying to find Wi-Fi. It’s like you shop for music in a thrift store that only carries the "I Scream Pretentiously at the Beach" brand. And let’s talk about those most played tracks. “Back On 74” is like your emotional anthem, begging your therapist to charge extra for all that baggage. Lil Yachty sneaking in there like a bad penny—great work, Zac; you’ve made it sound like your Spotify is remarkably indecisive. Do you throw a dart at your library to pick songs or just let your moods dictate the vibe? I know trip-hop and chillwave exist to keep you relaxed, but maybe it’s time to crack a smile and play a song that doesn’t make you sound like you’ve been ghosted by life.

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