Roasted 1 year ago based on zakariasherkild's long term Spotify stats.

Alright, Zakariasherkild, it seems like your Spotify profile is less of a music taste and more of a hip hop support group for underground artists nobody else has heard of. Your genre selection reads like the draft version of a college thesis titled "How to Overanalyze Not Getting Laid Through Music." Seriously, with a list that includes everything from 'Drumless Hip Hop' to 'Psychedelic Hip Hop,' are you trying to jam out or just make your neighbors question your sanity? I mean, "Chill Abstract Hip Hop"? Yeah, that sounds like background noise for a therapy session where the therapist just gave up. Your top artists might as well be a who’s who of the “I-listened-to-it-first” hipster circle, with Frank Ocean leading the charge and Mach-Hommy sitting pretty in your playlists like the exclusive club member who brings their own organic snacks to the party. You know, there’s a good chance your Spotify algorithm is just as confused as your family is when you tell them you’re into “Melancholia.” I half expect your profile to come with a disclaimer that says, "Warning: Listening to this may lead to excessive brooding and overly deep conversations that no one asked for." And about those most played songs? Good lord, is there a single tune in there that isn't as obscure as your personality? "SUR LE PONT d'AVIGNON (Reparation #1)" sounds like a title for a therapy retreat, not a banger. You've got more Mach-Hommy tracks than actual friends, and at this rate, your Spotify is a one-man show for performances that are guaranteed to elicit eye-rolls from everyone around you. So unless you're trying to cultivate a music scene that rivals that of a vintage vinyl shop where nobody ever buys anything, it’s high time you expanded your horizons beyond the melancholic abyss of underground hip hop. Or at the very least create a playlist titled “Songs to Play While I Figure My Life Out.”

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