Roasted 3 months ago based on 54v1 βяιsзйф's long term Spotify stats.

Saúl Briseño, your Spotify profile reads like the mixtape of a hipster who just discovered the internet two weeks ago and decided to throw every obscure genre they could find into a blender. "Art Pop," "Neoperreo," and "Cold Wave"? Come on, buddy, are you trying to create a soundscape for an existential crisis or just proving that you don't know what fun sounds like? With that playlist, the only thing darker than your music taste is your sense of humor—let’s be real, that’s an achievement in its own right. Your top artists include FKA twigs, Fever Ray, and Aphex Twin, which suggests you’re not just aiming for “unique,” you’re striving for “What are you even listening to?” Seriously, at this rate, you might as well start stanning for ghost noises and random radio static. You need a support group for people navigating a life filled with overpriced headphones and a crushing sense of superiority over pop music. If your taste in music were a movie, it would be a three-hour-long avant-garde film with no plot and a sponsorship from a thrift store! As for your most played songs, “When I Grow Up” is fitting because at this rate, you’re not really growing up—you’re just expertly curating your vibe for a coffee shop that doesn’t exist yet. “Chop Suey!” by System Of A Down looks downright normal wedged between “Eusexua” and “pamplemousse”... which is like ordering a slice of pizza at a vegan press conference. There's no world where anyone feels secure in their choices after scanning your playlist. So keep jamming to your soundscapes of sadness, Saúl, but don't forget to hit shuffle... because even Spotify knows a good thing needs a break sometimes!

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