Adam

In which Adam receives a poorly-written Valentines Day card from an unknown source. IF I CATCH YOU WITH AN ELECTRONIC CIGARETTE I WILL MURDER YOUR EXTENDED FAMILY HYUCK HYUCK (picture: woodrow and hairlicious)

In which Sonic the Hedgehog has a very important message to share with you. ALSO WHY IS THERE A COW AT MY DOOR??? (picture: the babies laying in the sun)

In which Adam gets blackmailed by Siren Head’s actual mother. THEM FEET MUST RESORT TO MURDER (picture: Blackie Sandwich, who is Cheese Sandwich from MLP’s canonical brother)

In which Hair Guy prank calls McDonald’s. SOAP IS DOPE (picture: wink)

In which Adam and the boys look for beans at 3 AM. SHIFTY SHIFTY SHOFTY SHIFTY (picture: Darla and Adam’s Son)

In which Adam steals Freddie Mercury’s vocal cords. EARS HELP YOU SMELL (picture: a froge on the window!)

In which Hair Guy throws up on Adam’s face. MR GIGGLES POOPED ON THE FLOOR AGAIN (picture: Vancie)

In which everyone dies. (picture: a beaver!!!)

Adam’s Cringe Era 💅💅💅💅💅💅💅💅

not very interesting

Babby Adam music

Fooperterooney's best songs released in 2023, arranged in a sort-of album form

In which Adam is able to use a toaster for the first time. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis! (picture: Vallie says A!)

Adam’s bones are made out of rubber. HELLO THERE I AM A LICENSED THERAPIST FOR GOATS. College. (picture: the Microwave)

All of them. Every single one of the Beatles. All 7 of them.

In which Adam forces his friends to scream very loud, and then Adam’s friends force him to scream very loud. WHY IS THAT A LAMP??? (picture: A Tortilla Chip Moon!)

In which Billy Joel gets a job at 7-Eleven (he’s saving up to buy a surfboard). YOU DROPLET OF SHAME IN AN OCEAN OF DESPAIR (picture: the mall)

In which Adam goes to a bakery and then dies. ALSO CATOP ALBUM RELEASE YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA (picture: OHIO?????)

In which Adam realizes he does not like the sun. ALSO ELTON JOHN AAAAAAAAAAA (picture: apple.)

In which Adam tries to remove “Saturday” from the days of the week. STARE AT THE SUN (picture: Amogus cookie cake)

In which Adam is able to eat Doritos again. WELCOME TO THE DOORKNOB SHOW (picture: B E N O T A F R A I D )

In which Adam invents TikTok. s m e l l y s a n t a (picture: bread)

In which Adam eats an entire sheet of ice. CANDANCE, YOU CANNOT DANCE. (picture: me when the worms)

ITS JOHNYS BIRTHDSY ITS JOHHNRS BITTHFST AND EE EOYLDL IE TOT WEISHBHIM ALL THE EVRY BEST

In which Vallie gets her drivers license!!! So proud of my baby. I WAS LIKENING THE EXPERIENCE OF LISTENING TO KID A (picture: Mantonio, who is Antonio’s much uglier evil twin brother)

In which Adam and one of his friends eat metal spoons and play Mario Kart for 10 hours straight. PRISCILLAAAAAAA SLAY GIRLIE 💅💅💅💅💅 (picture: this snail had a name but i forgot what it was unfortunately)

“Wait, these are all the same person?” Yes. Yes they are. I don’t even like this music, but Spotify keeps recommending his stuff to me and when I realized it was all the same person it led me down The Rabbithole

Inspiration for the bad demos by the Foopy boy

Inspiration for the first foopity boopity

In which Adam gets a new water bottle (picture: A mole!!)

In which Adam and his friends cosplay as old people and then an idea happens. (picture: A Tunnel? What Tomfoolery Could Possibly)

In order of date uploaded to Will's social media. Starts to fall apart after Monomania. 4 is probably inaccurate. (updated 9/24/23, now it's more correcter)

In which Adam becomes afraid of the word "Blorbus". SURFING IS LIKE (picture: Self-promotion. You gotta do what you gotta do…)

all songs with more than 50 scrobbles (lastfm is fooperterooney)

In which the band is formed. HELLO YES I WOULD LIKE ONE JOHNSON (picture: go fish)

In which the Syllable arrives. WHEN IM HOLDING YOUR EARS DOES IT MAKE YOU HALLUCINATE THINGS??? (picture: Blorbus, Destroyer of Worlds)

In which Adam and his friends discover The Secret Life Of Pets 2: Jar Jar’s Revenge. THE FULL NAME OF DNA IS DEEZ NUTS AHAHAHAHAHA (picture: Earmungus)

All Pink Floyd songs classified as Hard Rock or Heavy Psych on RYM

All Queen songs classified as Heavy Metal on RYM

All Beatles songs classified as Hard Rock on RYM

In which Adam discovers his uncle works at flip phone. WOOPTY OF THE FOOPTY. (picture: IS THIS LOSS????)

In which Adam becomes the leader of his Homeowner's Association. EAT PISTACHIO (picture: Do Not OK.)

In which Adam steals Vsauce’s face. ASYMMETRICAL BUNNY SAYS YOU ARE INCORRECT!!!! (picture: a small!!)

In which Adam decides that he still has a YouTube channel. SODIUM (picture: Patch)

In which the donuts consume Alice. WILL TOLEDO MOMENT (picture: some babies we found!!)

In which Adam discovers what lightbulbs are. I HAVE AN OBSESSION WITH THROWING ROCKS (picture: emo cheezits)

In which Hair Guy breaks into the Hair Museum in Independence Missouri. DOES MARKIPLIER MAKE YOU SCARED?????? (picture: blep)

In which Adam and the gang summon Billiam and annoy him with trivial questions about an insignificant period of his life. WOULD YOU LIKE TO LISTEN TO SOME THE BEATLES???? (picture: Merry Christmas!)

In which Adam receives a singular slice of cheese. ALEX HIRSCH??? MORE LIKE ALEX HAIRSCH (picture: Hair Guy and Nose Guy worshipping Billiam)

In which John Lennon says “B”. WE OUT HERE IN THE SEAL CLUBBBBBBBB (picture: Adam, Hair Guy, Nose Guy, Ear Guy, and Billiam, as interpreted by Ear Guy.)

In which Justin. BUY GLUE!!! ITS THE DIPPITY A DIPPY DOO (picture: Eario!)

In which Adam and his friends summon a magnifying glass. YUMMY SAND (picture: a bear!)

In which Adam wins an Oscar for Most Billiam. THE EATER YUM YUM EAT WORLD 137962763 (picture: RIP StyleGAN)

In which David Attenborough broadcasts Adam’s address to the entire Earth. EVERYONE IN WEIRDMAGGEDON IS ACTUALLY HAIR GUY (picture: The Dark Side of the Billiam - by Purple Floyd)

In which bad Billie Eilish cover songs are created. DERP DOG SAID A NAUGHTY WORD 😡😡😡😡 (picture: the babby in the shade)

In which Adam and the gang blow up an RV. ELSAUCE SMILES WITH FROWNING (picture: the baby got stuck)

In which Adam realizes he lives in a society. SOMETIMES YOU JUST KINDA HAVE TO FROGE (picture: pizza man)

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In which God enrolls in a culinary arts class. BALD KEVIN BALD KEVIN BALD KEVIN BALD KEVIN (picture: a family of birds made a nest in our fan and we watched them grow up!!)

In which somebody tries to call Adam at 6 in the morning. LOOK AT THAT FISH. HE GO SWISH (picture: ITS NOOT A PHAES BLILBIAM)

In which Adam is no longer able to eat Doritos. I HAVE AN OMELETTE AND I WILL USE IT (picture: Woody’s 34th birthday)

i use liked songs now lol

How I would imagine the second Pink Floyd album if Syd Barrett stayed

here's your @weirdspotify playlist curated by @humitofficial. the object of your affection better have a sense of humor ¯_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯

here's your @weirdspotify playlist curated by @humitofficial. the object of your affection better have a sense of humor ¯_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯

here's your @weirdspotify playlist curated by @humitofficial. the object of your affection better have a sense of humor ¯_(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)_/¯

2024 adam here there is no segue huh what h