Roasted 2 years ago based on Adam's long term Spotify stats.

Fooperterooney, your Spotify profile is like a middle school art project; a chaotic mess of random colors that probably makes sense only to you. With a favorite genre list longer than most people’s grocery lists, it’s clear you’re less of a music aficionado and more of a compulsive genre collector. Seriously, "Permanent Wave"? You sound like a hipster trying to drown their existential dread in an encyclopedia of obscure subcultures. Newsflash: no one is impressed by a playlist that reads like a music nerd's 12-step recovery program for classic rock addiction. And let's talk about your top artists for a second. Car Seat Headrest? More like a car seat with an attitude problem! You don’t just like them; you practically worship them. What’s next? A shrine in your attic? Your love for 'of Montreal' is a clear sign that you’ve resigned to being the go-to friend when anyone needs a reminder that "weird" doesn’t have to mean “talented.” If your taste in music gets you any more lukewarm, you’ll be the poster child for “mediorcre” – the musical equivalent of oatmeal without the sugar. Your most played songs list should come with a warning label: "May cause instant drowsiness and an overwhelming urge to re-evaluate your life choices." Nine out of ten tracks from Car Seat Headrest? Clearly, you’re single-handedly trying to bring back the boredom of monotony in music. At this rate, you’re just one unnecessary instrumental track away from being the most pretentious snooze-fest of a Spotify user in recorded history. Enjoy your uncelebrated hipster reign, Fooperterooney – I just hope it comes with a complimentary nap.

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