Roasted 16 days ago based on mattk's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Mattk, your Spotify profile is a beautifully chaotic embodiment of an identity crisis! You’ve got more genre confusion than a DJ trapped in a broken time machine. "OPM," "P-pop," and "Kundiman" sit next to "R&B" and "Pinoy Hip Hop" like a culinary nightmare at a potluck where nobody knows what they brought. I’m half-expecting your next playlist to feature a collaboration between Drake and a karaoke version of “Parang.” Clearly, your taste is as diverse as it is bewildering—but the only thing it’s succeeding at is giving your friends musical whiplash! Now, let’s talk about your top artists. It’s as if you raided the shelf of a middle school kid’s iTunes library and said, “Yes, this represents me!” Drake and Maroon 5 are there strutting like they make sense, while your hipster picks like Rex Orange County and Mac DeMarco are probably cringing somewhere. Having Daniel Caesar next to Parokya Ni Edgar is like serving a high-end steak with a side of day-old lumpia. Seriously, how are you supposed to get your feelings sorted out with such a chaotic mixtape? Someone just take this man's aux cord away! And then we have your most played songs—My goodness! “Nothing” by Bruno Major followed by “Sparks” by Coldplay is the soundtrack to a mid-life crisis that hasn’t even fully kicked in yet. I wouldn't be surprised if you named your emotional state after “Everything I Own” by Bread! But look, I can’t blame you; with a playlist like that, it’s only a matter of time before you start referring to your life in metaphors about space and cigarettes. Keep doing you, Mattk. Just maybe try to decide whether you want to be a sad boy or a party animal—because right now, it seems like you’re just a confused karaoke performer crashing a house party!

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