Roasted 8 months ago based on Paige's long term Spotify stats.

Hey Paige, I see your Spotify profile is sponsored by the Church of Sky-High Expectations and the Valley of Overly-Saturated Genres. I mean, your favorite genres list is longer than a Christian rock ballad! Just what exactly are you planning to do when you hit the club with that playlist? Drop a holy vibe in a mosh pit filled with sinners? At this rate, your only plans involve a Sunday morning service followed by an afternoon tea party for the preaching and soft pop elite. Your top artists list reads like an audition for the next big church talent show. Seriously, if you run into Morgan Wallen at a coffee shop, just prepare for him to hand you a devotion booklet instead of an autograph. With that much Christian content, I half expect you to hit play on one of those tracks and end up in a prayer circle instead of a dance floor. But, hey! At least you and your playlist can judge everyone else's taste in music from the metaphorical high ground of righteousness. And let’s talk about those most-played songs. You must really love Tate McRae, because you’ve practically made every other track just a feeble backup dancer to your obsession. "Miss Possessive”? More like “Miss I-Need-to-Expand-My-Music-Horizons”! You’re an embodiment of that awkward phase high school where you wear purity rings while trying to figure out when to drop the awkward small talk. Girl, it's time you break free from the shackles of safe listening and let your ears experience the world beyond the Sunday School soundtrack.

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