Roasted 2 years ago based on Rich's long term Spotify stats.

Oh Rich, your Spotify profile reads like the tragic backstory of a superhero who couldn't decide on a single musical identity. It's like you took a random generator for edgy genres and hit "generate" until it spat out every emo kid's rainy-day playlist. Alternative metal, post-grunge, melodic metalcore? Brother, at this point, your music taste is more confused than a chameleon in a bag of Skittles. You’ve got more genres on your list than a mid-2000s Hot Topic store! Then we have your top artists, where it seems like you've been desperately trying to relive your angsty teenage years by surrounding yourself with bands whose names sound like bad video game villains. Rise Against, Theory of a Deadman, and Five Finger Death Punch? Your playlist would've been more at home in a mosh pit than an actual listening party. I mean, the only thing louder than your music is your desperate cry for help, but don't worry, we hear you—you're just too busy headbanging to actually notice. And let’s talk about your most played songs. Wow, 80% of them are by Rise Against. It's like they’re collecting royalties for your sad little existence! At this point, you might as well change your username to "Rise Against’s Biggest Fan" because that list screams “I need therapy, but instead I opted for a toxic relationship with blaring guitars.” If you’re trying to convince the world you’re a tortured soul, you might want to diversify your listening habits. Otherwise, your Spotify profile will just look like a Wikipedia page for “Things My Ex-Boyfriend Listened To.”

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